Podcast: Stasis Pod

A crashed Decepticon ship brings Arcee face to face with some demons from her past — specifically, the sadistic Airachnid! Can she overcome her trauma and save Jack from becoming another of the Decepticon’s trophies? Can Jack prove he’s not a liability? Will Cliffjumper ever get a speaking role again? Whose kink is 100% this episode? Join us this week as we get all webbed up for “Predatory”!

When a classmate goads Jack into joining a late-night drag race with Bumblebee in tow, they discover Bee isn’t the only Cybertronian there — Knock Out’s racing too! Can they escape the Decepticon without blowing the Autobots’ cover? What’s the most insulting thing you can call a motorcycle? And who’s going to need a buffing when the smoke clears? Join us this week for “Speed Metal”!

The Autobots locate a clue to a hidden Cybertronian artifact in Greece, but a new pair of Decepticons are after it too! Can the kids help the Autobots steal the Energon Harvester from a conveniently located museum before Knock Out and Breakdown get to it? Why does that museum even have a genuine ancient Greek statue? Why did Starscream bring these two on board? What character being sexualized is a step too far even for our resident shipper? Join us this week for “Deus Ex Machina”!

It’s time to hit the road when Agent Fowler needs an escort for a highly explosive nuclear device! But it’s not Decepticons who are after the D.I.N.G.U.S. — it’s humans! Can Optimus and the Autobots keep it out of MECH’s hands? Can Prime shame Fowler out of his road rage? Will the kids manage to find a way to put themselves in terrible danger? Join us this week for “Convoy”!

Jack, Miko, and Raf come to the rescue when the Autobot’s base gets infested with scraplets! Can they get things under control before Ratchet, Bulkhead, and Bumblebee are eaten alive and Optimus and Arcee freeze on their recon mission to the Arctic? How dark and messed-up is this? Where can we get toys of these adorable monsters? Who still isn’t over Stranger Things 2? Join us this week for “Scrapheap”!

Starscream unearths an old Decepticon in stasis in hopes of having someone he can boss around, Soundwave plays a mean guilt trip game, and Ratchet helps the kids with their science projects! Will any of this go well for anyone? Will the theme presented in the title be proverbially beaten into the ground? Is that scene with Starscream and Megatron the single kinkiest moment in canon Transformers history? Join us this week for “Masters and Students”!

The darkness reaches its climax! Will Megatron succeed in bringing an army of undead Cybertronians to Earth? Is there anything more metal than raising an entire planet of undead robots? Will the writers meet their quota of Transformers: The Movie quotes? Join us this week for the finale of the Transformers Prime five-part opener, “Darkness Rising, Part 5”!

The darkness has nearly reached its pinnacle! Go, darkness, go! Optimus and Ratchet fight zombies, the kids act like a bunch of unruly ferrets, and Megatron reveals his ultimate plan! Join us this week for the penultimate episode of Prime’s kickoff, “Darkness Rising, Part 4”!